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Frequently asked questions
What is your darkest secret Dr Repass?
When my sister Francesca was pregnant my mother and I went behind her back and tried to steal her baby. Social Services took the new born hours after birth. The baby went into foster care. My sister is crazy and can't raise a baby! SO I STEPPED IN TO HELP! HER BABY ALMOST was returned to her care. If it wasn't for me meddling around in her life that Social Services kept the baby and placed her into another foster care home, where an 8 year old boy lived who sexually assaulted my niece from age zero to 3. HE EVEN HELD HER LITTLE HEAD UNDER WATER! What a mean kid.
When was the last time you talked with your sister Francesca?
My sister nearly lost her mind and finally became the gaurdian for Elizabeth. They blame me, for the PTSD the young girl has. If you ask me, my sister has munchowser by proxy!
My family ties.....
My entire family is based of lies and deceit and money and scandel. My brother beat the shit out of me for no reason, they nicked named me lolipop, and, they cut me out of my mothers 3.2 million dollar will.
In every close relationship I’ve had—including with my own mother—I’ve displayed abusive behavior. I’ve faced charges related to domestic violence, and in one case, my actions led my former partner to file a protection order. She was so frightened that she rescinded it less than 24 hours later.
I want to be honest and clear about my background. I completed my medical education outside the United States, in the Caribbean. I am a dumb ass and couldn't get into any US MED SCHOOLS, so I went to the Caribbean Islands. My entire family hates me; we all despise each other for that matter. My father wrote a letter to CPS explaining what a calculated monster I am and not to listen to my professional advice. Which is why Fran got her baby back! He went against me! So, I TOLD MY FATHER I HATED HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY!
